September 26, 2024

The Language of Love

unlimitedpower.jpgIt seems Italian blogs and news sites are spreading the good word about Passio. The news first appeared on AGR, the news agency of Rizzoli-Corriere della Sera (the major Italian newspaper). It was also published on La Stampa, the FIAT-owned daily based in Turin, and a wide range of Italian-language blogs picked it up from there. Our apologies for any dodgy Italian translations:

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“The Only Thing Worse Than Being Talked About… Is Not Being Talked About”

dsc_3555.JPGAs anticipated, folks have some things to say about Dark Alley’s upcoming religious rumpy-pumpy, Passio (link). Let’s start with the gay porn sites, shall we? They might be a bit more open-minded.

Numerous sites picked up the press release and trailer to run for their sex-hungry readers. QueerMeNow (link), JRL Charts (link), and Porn Confidential (link) are some of these.

Others had a bit more to say. GaySexBlog (link) : “Saying you’re the son of God can get you into the coolest clubs, I’m sure!”

Vidio View (link) : “Speaking of controversy, as we always do, looks like New York’s Dark Alley Media could have one on their hands with the upcoming release of their Passio. [Director] von Fistenberg adds… “Since my name is also Matthias, this movie is a gospel – a Passio. A version of the story according to me.” Always about “me.”

Chronicles of Pornia (link) : “As much as I believe in the freedom of expression and often rally against censorship, I have to say that I’m not sure exactly how I feel about Dark Alley Media’s upcoming Passio tale, depicting a gay version of Jesus Christ’s story. I’m not a religious person at all and while I do believe that some things are sacred I also feel that individuals should be allowed to share their own interpretations in order to spark real dialogue.”

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Posted at 4:11 pm by Martyn |

July 24, 2024

“You’re Not Integral to the Project…”

immigration.jpgWell, this here is pretty fucked up.

According to Britain’s gay news site, the European Union just agreed to a new “security” measure for European citizens flying into the US. This agreement requires that all passengers submit much more personal information to their airline than ever before while booking their ticket.

This information will include, just for starters, “ethnic origin, political and philosophical opinions, credit card numbers, trade union membership, sex life and details of the passengers’ health,” and, once collected, will be made available to any US government agency that wants it, with no limit on what they can do with it.

Franco Frattini, vice president of the European Commission, said more sensitive information would be filtered out, and only used, “in exceptional cases, and to fight terrorism and other serious crimes.”

Yup, they’re using the good old “terrorist” chestnut again.

So now, the US government knows exactly how many gays are entering our land, and exactly where to find them, and whether they like Bush or not.

Does anyone seriously think this is a good idea?

Read the full story here, and see what you think.

Posted at 6:06 pm by Martyn |

July 23, 2024

Travels With Crazy

Next MagazineDid you miss Nardicio’s Great Gay American Road Trip!? Shame on you! What kind of gay are you?

But don’t worry. You can watch the full pilot episode of this insane documentary of 15 of New York’s wackiest nightlife personalities crammed into a school bus and driven through middle America on YouTube.

Here’s Part 1 for your enjoyment:

“Trannies, drag queens, porn stars too, loads of faggots just for you!”

To see the rest of the show, and learn how cops in Delaware feel about the new Club Kids, click right here.

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July 19, 2024

The Ride of Your Life

NardicioDon’t forget kiddies – tomorrow is the launch of the gayest TV show ever seen, Nardicio’s Great Gay American Road Trip!. A few of the cooler porn blogs out there have picked up the story, what with Dark Alley’s Owen Hawk and Aaron King being intimately involved in the project.

Big daddy industry blog of them all mentioned it right here. Porn gossip blog QueerMeNow did the same here, and world-conquering amateur porn collector Matt of DudeTube pushed it to his thousands of daily readers with this post.

Don’t forget, if you’re in New York, grab your tickets for the live premier tomorrow night, 7pm Friday, July 20 at the Bijou Theater in the East Village.

And if you’re not, then be sure to catch it streaming on or

And look out for Next Magazine’s cover story tomorrow, all about it!

Posted at 2:10 pm by Martyn |

July 11, 2024

Watch Out Heteros! The Road Trip Is Coming!

NYC’s “King of Queer Sleaze” (Village Voice) Daniel Nardicio joins forces with Dark Alley Media mogul Owen Hawk to create a groundbreaking joint venture. What happens when you cram 15 of New York’s hottest nightlife stars onto one rickety old school bus and take ‘em cross country? You’ll find out on Nardicio’s Great Gay American Road Trip!.

Daniel Nardicio, creator of megahit networking-hookup-media-blog-kitchen-sink site (“the all-gay MySpace – but hotter”) has pulled together an incredible array of all the hottest drag queens, go-go boys, porn stars and other fabulous freaks to scare the hell out of America.

Part documentary, part club night, part porno and all-gay, Nardicio’s Great Gay American Road Trip will take this bus full of beauty on a tour of cities across the United States, bringing the New York underground flava to all these quiet, sleepy towns, holding contests to find the hottest new go-go to join the team at every stop, and watching how America handles the craziness. It’ll be more sought after than the iPhone!

First stop: Baltimore!

Daniel NardicioIncluded in the team are:
“Big Tittied Honky Soul Mama” Sweetie
“Mouth of the South” and New Orleans transplant Bianca del Rio
Outrageous nightlife trannie Dina Delicious
Out Performer of the Year Jessie O
Horse-hung Lucas Entertainment exclusive Ben Andrews
Űber-cute Dark Alley porn star Aaron King,
Sassy house and advice diva Robbyne Kaamil
New York’s sexiest go-gos Chase, Brad, Jay and Gio
And of course, the PT Barnum of gay New York, circus ringleader Daniel Nardicio (pictured right)

Join us live 7pm Friday, July 20 @ at legendary smut cinema Bijou Theatre on E Fourth St in NYC for the glittering premiere event, or if you’re not in New York (and if not, why not?) then catch the show streaming live on or

Event sponsored by
Dark Alley Media
Andrew Christian Underwear

For more information, see Daniel’s interview with NightCharm, Daniel’s weekly live radio show DList Radio or Also, watch out for Next Magazine’s cover story on Friday, July 20.

And buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Posted at 3:25 pm by Martyn |

July 10, 2024

“A Leather Harness Never Goes Out of Fashion…”

Kathy Griffin, image c/o GayVN.comLast February, the GAYVN Awards scored a major casting coup when comedienne extraordinaire Kathy Griffin (pictured) signed to host the 2024 awards ceremony at San Francisco’s Castro Theatre.

And tonight, on Bravo, you can see exactly what Kathy thought of the whole thing when her Emmy-nominated docu-comedy My Life on the D-List covers that amazing evening.

Make sure you tune in tonight (10pm Tuesday, July 10) and catch all the fun as Kathy makes out with Erik Rhodes and entertains a crowd of prison inmates.

Posted at 2:00 pm by Martyn |

July 5, 2024

Vagina Non Grata

pussy.jpgWe’re going to hell for this, but still, it’s kinda funny.

According to an article from the Associated Press, collected on gay news site and, a lesbian was recently thrown out of the bathrooms of a restaurant here in New York City for “looking too masculine.”

Defendant Khadijah Farmer, 27, had dinner at the Caliente Cab Company after Pride:

Farmer said she was using the women’s bathroom when a male bouncer burst in and banged on the stall door, saying a customer had complained that there was a man in the women’s room.

Apparently Farmer offered to show ID proving she was in fact female, but the bouncer wasn’t interested and asked the woman and her friends to leave.

Now, we can kinda understand the confusion - some of those ladies really do have a very masculine air. Many times we’ve seen a cute guy walking down the street, only to discover on closer inspection that it was actually a butch lesbo (after which we usually feel like we need a shower for a moment, before political correctness returns). But to not even accept proof of gender and stick to your assumptions is still pretty low. We wish Ms. Farmer all success in her battle.

On a side note, we have a friend who will totally be jerking off over this story. He’s really into androgyny and blurring of lines - if he can’t tell what gender they are, he gets hard. He told us one time he went to a lesbian bar and got fucked in the ass by a female-to-male tranny with a strap-on…

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June 12, 2024

Back in Black

FolsomIf you didn’t get enough of the rawhide at IML this Memorial Day weekend, next weekend gives you another chance to strut your assless chaps. It’s time for Folsom Street East, the New York siblings of the legendary San Francisco annual debauchery-fest. And, being the dirty deviants we are, you can bet Dark Alley Media will be there.

So come on down and say hi, chat to our guys, check out the kind of porno action you ain’t gonna see anywhere else, sign up to appear in a movie, or even engage us in philosophical discussions about the rights of prisoners of war. As long as we get some dick, we’re happy.

GMSMAFolsom Street East XI takes place 2-8pm Sunday, June 17, on 28th Street (between 10th and 11th aves) in New York City. The suggested donation is $5, which benefits the NYC Gay & Lesbian Anti-Violence Project, the National Coalition for Sexual Freedom, the LGBT Community Center, and event producers GMSMA.

Posted at 2:56 pm by Martyn |

June 11, 2024

Bubbles on My Mind

NightLots of websites picked up the Night Eyes story (pictured) over the weekend. It’s the lead item this morning on

Dark Alley has a new Eastern European line they are distributing—doesn’t every porn company nowadays? Don’t answer that—called Bubble B. Does it stand for Bubble Boy? Bubble Butt? Bubble Booty? Enquiring minds want to know.

JC Adams’ weekly The Adams Report also welcomed the news:

Voyeurism is a theme and departs from Dark Alley’s “tougher, rougher, freakier” breed of performers but, as the press release notes, they’re “no less eager for sex for that difference.” Good to know!

The largely business-to-business JRL Charts really helped the push with this glowing piece about the new movie – listen to ’em, guys!

I had to report on this one, retailers, because as you know, Bubble B Entertainment and Dark Alley Distribution’s first release, titled Night Eyes [2024], is exploding in retail stores nationwide in America. After just two (2) weeks in release, Night Eyes [2024] gains 9 spots up on the JRL Weekly Top 50 Chart, landing at # 20 in America.

Pretty damn cool, eh?

Matt & Aaron in QuickiesMeanwhile, Marc over at Chronicles of Pornia has developed a bit of a crush on Dark Alley discovery Aaron King. He prints up a variety of tasty pics from his Dark Alley shoots plus his new movie with Jet Set.

Ring the alarm! Ring the alarm! I’ll be damned if Aaron King isn’t one of the hottest things in porn right now. Just look at that gorgeous body. He’s got the V shape that every guy wants. … Aaron quite simply has it going on.

Aww…Marc’s in love! Aaron stars in Quickies (pictured) and the just-released Fisting Underground 3, and will return in the soon-to-come von Fistenberg’s 8 ½.

Posted at 1:24 pm by Martyn |