Vagina Non Grata
We’re going to hell for this, but still, it’s kinda funny.
According to an article from the Associated Press, collected on gay news site 365Gay.com and Queerty.com, a lesbian was recently thrown out of the bathrooms of a restaurant here in New York City for “looking too masculine.”
Defendant Khadijah Farmer, 27, had dinner at the Caliente Cab Company after Pride:
Farmer said she was using the women’s bathroom when a male bouncer burst in and banged on the stall door, saying a customer had complained that there was a man in the women’s room.
Apparently Farmer offered to show ID proving she was in fact female, but the bouncer wasn’t interested and asked the woman and her friends to leave.
Now, we can kinda understand the confusion - some of those ladies really do have a very masculine air. Many times we’ve seen a cute guy walking down the street, only to discover on closer inspection that it was actually a butch lesbo (after which we usually feel like we need a shower for a moment, before political correctness returns). But to not even accept proof of gender and stick to your assumptions is still pretty low. We wish Ms. Farmer all success in her battle.
On a side note, we have a friend who will totally be jerking off over this story. He’s really into androgyny and blurring of lines - if he can’t tell what gender they are, he gets hard. He told us one time he went to a lesbian bar and got fucked in the ass by a female-to-male tranny with a strap-on…