We Is Having da Internets Trouble
In a disaster of galactic proportions, all the Dark Alley websites went down in an unexplained server crash earlier this week. Sales, video-on-demand, blog, email - the lot. Son of a bitch.
We got everything up and running again within an hour or so, but unfortunately, in the process, three blog items that had been uploaded on Tuesday disappeared into the ether. We’ll get them up again right now. Much apologizings if you were in the middle of a particularly satisfying wank at the time.