September 20, 2024

The Avalanche Begins…

QueertyOnline fag rag has already taken up the Passio baton. They were all over Gaytanamo back in May, and now they’re first off the blocks with this one too, quoting an interview with Matthias von Fistenberg:

Matthias Von Fistenberg’s Passio will surely make a few Fox News anchors explode – and not in a good way. In fact, it is safe to say that even those non-acolytes of the “fair and balanced” network will be disturbed by von Fistenberg’s Jesus. This savior could care less about clothing the naked or feeding the hungry, unless the meal’s cock.

Read the full thing here.

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July 23, 2024

Travels With Crazy

Next MagazineDid you miss Nardicio’s Great Gay American Road Trip!? Shame on you! What kind of gay are you?

But don’t worry. You can watch the full pilot episode of this insane documentary of 15 of New York’s wackiest nightlife personalities crammed into a school bus and driven through middle America on YouTube.

Here’s Part 1 for your enjoyment:

“Trannies, drag queens, porn stars too, loads of faggots just for you!”

To see the rest of the show, and learn how cops in Delaware feel about the new Club Kids, click right here.

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June 4, 2024

“For the Love of God, No More!”

Aww… the pussies over at Sirius can’t handle the heat!

We do enjoy freaking people the fuck out, and we did it in spades on Friday night’s The Derek & Romaine Show on Sirius OutQ Satellite Radio. Derek himself was off manhandling Mormons at Salt Lake City Pride, so we had Romaine all to ourselves. And she’d just concluded an interview with Lucy Lawless, so she was all moist with a lesbo hardon.

On came Tony Bishop and Aaron King, who immediately took things to another level by flashing Tony’s tattooed penis. With one lesbian, one gay man and one straight man in the room, reactions were varied, as you can imagine. Romaine got Tony to admit that it was a dyke who did the inkwork, but not that it might have been the lady’s grudge match against the evils of patriarchy.

Aaron KingAaron (pictured), on the other hand, kept it romantic (except for when he was talking about being elbow deep in Matthias von Fistenberg’s intestines, of course). He explained how he did his first porn with Dark Alley, then did a couple of scenes for Sean Cody before falling in love and settling down. Then he split up with the boyf and came back to porn, then fell in love again! Romaine was quite indignant, claiming that as public figures, porn stars have no right to fall in love and spoil their fans’ fantasies, or at least if they do they have to lie about it. It’s the only honorable thing to do.

The boys also tried to explain exactly what goes on in our new movie Fisting Underground, Part 3 to Romaine, who was fascinated despite herself. “But… but… where does it go?” And when it came to the double-fisting and footing, well, Romaine’s lady-erection well and truly shriveled. She wasn’t the only one – on the online Derek & Romaine chat room, show listeners desperately typed “For the love of God, no more fisting!” Like we said, pussies.

To tie up, we’ll plug Tony’s MySpace page at and Aaron’s new site, where he’ll feature exclusive pics and a hi-def video of him getting fisted for the first time.

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June 1, 2024

Sounds Like Sexy

Aaron KingThe wise and witty woolly woofters over at Sirius Satellite Radio’s all-queer-all-the-time OutQ channel have come to Dark Alley to spice up their lives again. And we’re only too happy to help!

Tonight, Friday June 1, between 6 and 10pm Eastern time, The Derek & Romaine Show will host Dark Alley stars Aaron King and Tony Bishop for a chat about life on the sex set.

Aaron (pictured above) is the super-sexy fratboy who made a huge splash as the coverboy of our movie Quickies. He’s back in the just-released Fisting Underground 3, stretching the hell out of a room full of greased-up rosebuds, and in the coming-soon Matthias von Fistenberg’s 8 ½, where he bottoms for the first time in a DAM film.

Tony BishopTony (pictured below) came to us recently as our new Casting Director, so he’s perfect to talk about the process of lining up more than 20 guys to destroy Matt’s rectum in Matthias’ 20 Fist Weekend. Let’s just hear Romaine squirm about that one.

Tune in via Sirius Satellite Radio on channel OutQ 109, or log into to hear the show online. Call the Sirius studio at 866-305-6887 any time during the show if you want to chat to Aaron or Tony.

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May 22, 2024

21 Questions with Tony Bishop

tbishop4111.jpgThis interview was first conducted by in November 2006.

1. Tell us about your first gay experience. We want details!
Well I have only had gay experiences, cuz I’m gay! I was 16 years old and I had a huge crush on an older man. We met at a church function - yes, this is when I was good Christian boy. We met one Sunday after church for dinner at his place. One thing lead to another and we ended up in his twin-size bed, having consensual oral sex. Boy gosh, he had a huge penis, and he was surprised that I was able to take the whole thing down my throat. I made him cum within minutes, and a few hours later we did it again.

2. What lead you to the porn, model and escort world?
I moved to San Francisco in January 2003, and I was attending the California Culinary Academy. A friend of mine approached me and said that I would be perfect to do porn and model, as he knew that I had a huge cock, great face and ass, as well as personality. But the gist of it is that I needed the money.

3. The sounding in Slam Dunk is fucking hot. When did you first sound, do you do catheters, and would you allow the piss to be given back to you as an enema?
I started doing sounds when I was 18. I went to my local leather store in Seattle, and inquired about them after I had stuck a smooth nail in my piss slit and it felt great. So I knew there had to be something out there for me. I love catheters and would enjoy my piss given back to me in my mouth or ass!

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April 23, 2024

Yet more Gaytanamo mentions…

gayvnlogo.gifWith Gaytanamo finally in stores now (cuz, like, it was held back against its will), the discussion is only intensifying. Just in case you hadn’t already read enough to convince you to buy now, here’s some of the things people are saying:

First, GAYVN Magazine covered the super-rare NakedSword-Dark Alley same-day VOD / DVD deal here.

The great Queer Me Now blog (which is based in Thailand, people – DAM’s fame is spreading) brought the tale back to the controversial “torture” scenes and YouTube banning here.

Well-known porn journo and GAYVN judge Vincent Lambert gave us a great piece on the new release (along with some tasty pics of the men) here.

And last but not least, Gay Porn Blog wisely called attention to the new interview, all about Dark Alley, here.

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April 20, 2024

Gaytanamo on the cover of Next Magazine!

nextcover.jpgDark Alley Media is taking it to the Next level! Today, the cutie-queer New York fag-rag put DAM boss Matthias von Fistenberg and our exciting new movie Gaytanamo on the cover, asking about the “politics of porn”: have we gone too far?

The piece includes an extensive interview with Matt about the film, why he made it, and how he responds to the various accusations against it:

I am fully aware that we filmed “only” a porn movie, but I would like people to find there not only a joyful parody, but also a real film with a deeper meaning that can be discovered behind [that] façade.

Click here or on the pic to read the full interview.

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April 17, 2024

Tasty Tim and Roamin’ Roma Come up our Dark Alley

nowplaying_54.jpgThe second part of hard-working porno-journos Tim and Roma’s bi-coastal bazaar is up and playing to crowds on The Tim & Roma Show, and it’s all about Dark Alley Media.

Matthias von Fistenberg and Owen Hawk invited gay-man-in-a-straight-girl’s-body videographer to the stars Mr. Pam into DAM’s orifices – sorry, offices - for a chat and a tour of the set. Owen laments the hard work that goes into the production side of the business, which he never realized when he was “just” a model, while Matt recalls the last non-DAM porn set he was on, thinking “I could do better than this” the whole time. Says Matt:

“For me as a director, it’s much more difficult. I have to get fisted and at the same time think about whether the cameraman is doing a good job. We have to try to deliver a performance, and… ummm… sit on a hand.”

Roll on over to The Tim & Roma Show to watch the clip right now.

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April 16, 2024

Gums (and Bums) Are Flapping

More talk is still going on about Gaytanamo. Now famous porn journo JC Adams of The Adams Report included it in his latest missive, which smut fans across the country read.

“Upstart studio Dark Alley has managed to spark some controversy for this dark, edgy fuck flick that purports to reveal what actually happened in Gitmo as innocent citizens (or were they…?) are captured and thrown into the infamous prison. Ballsy? You bet. Gay gossip site stoked the fires a bit lately when they ran a complaint from a reader who felt naming a porn flick Gaytanamo was disrespectful.

We ran a sneak preview feature in XXX Showcase mag of [Owen] Hawk plowing rising newbie Dominik Ryder and readers loved it, if that’s any indication of how it will be received. Experimental drug torture, fisting, bondage and electro-sex are among the highlights. You will want to catch the director’s cut version for which they bake madeleines and sing “Frère Jacques.”

Heh. He doesn’t know how close to the truth he is.

At the same time, Lavender Lounge has come out with another great interview with our stunning new exclusive model, Danny Fox. In the interview, Danny explains his twin identities as “mad scientist” and “fuck freak”:

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April 12, 2024

Step up to the Mike

kaidan_1.jpgWhen they weren’t talking about stolen bunnies or deer-vision, Sirius OutQ’s dearest and queerest radio chat hosts Derek & Romaine sat down with Matt and Owen of Dark Alley Media last night to discuss the creation of the company and our exciting and already notorious new movie, Gaytanamo.

After weeks of porn fans commenting all over the web about this movie, it was finally chance for the dirty DAM guys to have their own say. Once they’d explained the proper mixing of a tequila foreskin shot, Owen explained how he and Matt hadn’t fully anticipated the drama this movie would cause – especially considering most of the comments came in before the movie was even released.

In his view, Matt explained, he has just as much right to express his opinions on political subjects as any mainstream movie producer. But, being a pornographer, this is simply his avenue to do so. “Porn has made parodies of real-life situations and stories forever,” he said, “and we’re speaking out about this government’s policies in the only way we can.”

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