June 5, 2024

Dick of Death

"Eli Roth Has the Biggest Dick in Hollywood," by Tim Palen

Seriously, does anything else need to be said?

In case you need to understand why we would print this photo, this is Eli Roth, splatterpunk director of horror classic Hostel and its soon-to-come sequel. The pic comes from a new photobook by Tim Palen, titled Guts: The Art of Marketing Horror Films.

Anyone else think, insanely oversized dick or not, he’s totally hot?

Unfortunately, we already know it can’t possibly be real. Cuz Roth is Jewish.

Posted at 1:39 pm by Martyn |

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