April 30, 2024

PPV Networks in bed with Dark Alley

ppvnetworks.jpgBy the way, you don’t need to go anywhere but right here to watch all of Dark Alley Media, freaky, filthy and fabulously fucked-up films. Because, thanks to the hi-tech guys at PPV Networks, every one of DAM’s 13 movies is available as Pay-Per-View whenever you feel the urge.

A brilliant site that boasts exclusive VOD agreements with countless porn companies, on both the gay and straight sides of the line, PPV Networks has been doing Dark Alley right for years now. Simply head over to DarkAlley.tv, and it’s an incredibly simple process.

All pay-per-view movie rentals are valid for a full 30 days, so if you shoot your sticky stuff before the end of the movie (which, trust us, you will), you’ll have plenty of time to recharge the batteries for another go. You also get full-screen, DVD-quality movies to play on your home computer screen.

Even Dark Alley’s notorious new masterpiece Gaytanamo is already up there and raring to go. So what are you waiting for?

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April 27, 2024

Super Sexy

Like many young queerlings, we grew up full-on comic book geeks. All those bulging muscles in tight lycra, hiding their incredible secret from a disapproving world – you can see how we’d relate. We’d follow their exciting adventures every week, until we discovered dick, at least.

So in honor of the release of Spider-Man 3 this weekend (starring the eminently penetrable trio of Tobey Maguire, James Franco and Topher Grace), we returned to our roots for a little fantastic fantasizing.

Always a reliable source for fun faggotry, Queerty turned us on to the Super-Hero Dating Quiz, the best way to find out which world-saving stud is your knight in shining armor.

In case you were wondering, we scored an exactly equal chance of scoring with Iron Man, Wolverine and Cyclops. So that’s a foursome with us, Hugh Jackman, James Marsden and…oh, well… we guess Robert Downey Jr used to be kinda cute back in the day. Still, if you don’t hear from us for a few days, you’ll know why.

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First Reviews of Gaytanamo

The first review of Gaytanamo is out, courtesy of ManNet.com, and you’d better believe it comes “Highly, Highly Recommended.”

Here’s a quick quote from Brent Blue’s glowing review:

“Director Matthias von Fistenberg and cohort writer Owen Hawk are damn clever men. The message is carefully obscured in their own devilish brand of seedy hardcore sex. The sex scenes are allowed to exist on their own without intrusion, which is important in a piece like this. The social and political aspects of this engrossing film are certainly evident and impressive, but it’s von Fistenberg’s way of portraying grimy sexual splendor that makes this one such a winner in my book.”

The review then goes on to give you an extremely detailed, blow-by-blow and fuck-by-fuck account of the movie, ending with the opinion that “the creators are truly brilliant and passionate individuals.”

Aww, shucks, Brent! We love you too.

Read the whole MenNet.com review here, or we’ve also attached the full thing to the Gaytanamo page at the DarkAlley.com online store.

Posted at 12:48 pm by Martyn |

April 26, 2024

You Are NOT Ready…


Believe us, nothing will prepare you for this.


Here, for the first time anywhere, we can now premier the jaw-dropping, heart-pounding, ass-destroying trailer for Dark Alley’s next assplay masterpiece, Fisting Underground, Part 3.

Our guys do things in this movie you’ve never seen before. We can’t describe, you have to see for yourself.

This is the very definition of Not Safe For Work. In fact, it might not even be safe for you to watch it at home, unless you’ve got an oxygen tank ready.

After the jump, it’ll be too late to turn back.

Can you handle it?

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Survey Says… You’re a Cocksucker!

usfhealth.jpgYou know how we always love talking about our sex lives. Who we’ve fucked, who’s fucked us, how big it was, how we got away from the police… now we have the perfect excuse to spill our guts and help a complete stranger at the same time.

Our pervy pal Jared of SF-based naughty blog Completely Naked turned us on to another friend of his, Christopher. It seems Chris is a graduate of the University of South Florida in Tampa, and he needs our help to complete a survey all about gay men’s sexual habits and concepts of masculinity. We would have thought Tampa has plenty of opportunity for hands-on experience, especially for a hot young college graduate, but what the hell, we’re good people. And so are you!

Check out http://www.men4mensurvey.org and fill in the forms. It’s so quick and simple, you don’t even have to take your other hand off your dick to do it. It’s also completely anonymous, so your wife, husband or congregation need never know.

You can have the joy of knowing you’ve helped an intelligent young man gain his Master’s degree, while fantasizing about what goes on in his frat house after lights out. That’s what we did anyway. In fact, it’s what we’re doing right now.

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Front Page News!

gaytanamo_header.jpgJust as they promised, our wonderful and perverted friends at NakedSword have placed Gaytanamo in pride of place on their homepage as one of their new premier VOD releases. The beautiful splash page features the full hi-def trailer, access to video-on-demand and even Tim & Roma’s interview with Dark Alley.

And, wise folks that they are, the boys at GaySexBlog.net have reported the NakedSword love as the remarkable thing that it is, with a dirty little video clip of their own.

Regardless of what you think of President Bush’s favorite place to sock away “enemy combatants,” stars like Matthias von Fistenberg, Owen Hawk and Danny Fox will make you forget the United States ever even had a Constitution!

Seriously, what’s your excuse for not buying the movie after you’ve seen Danny Fox all tanned, tight and sweaty, broken and at your mercy?

Posted at 2:26 pm by Martyn |

April 24, 2024

A Call to Arms (and Dicks, and Boobs)

photo courtesy CBS NewsIt seems that Dark Alley aren’t the only porn folks hittin’ the political scene lately. CBS News reports that “a coalition of porn stars, live dancers and other adult entertainers flocked to the [California] state capital on Monday to oppose a so-called ‘porn tax,’ which would levy fees against adult entertainment businesses.”

See, far from being a twilight underground industry, the smut racket is actually one of the country’s largest businesses, generating $3 to $4 billion a year in California alone. And the suits figure they should get some of that, to raise state revenues. The theory goes that porn is a specialty item like liquor and cigs, so it should be taxed. All businesses that sell adult DVDs, videos, magazines and live performances would be impacted.

So far it’s mostly the straighties who are fighting, including porn superstar Mary Carey, alongside pro-porn org Free Speech Coalition, but the proposal would affect the gay industry just as much.

Read more about the story here - you can also register to join the fight.

Posted at 12:09 pm by Martyn |

April 23, 2024

Yet more Gaytanamo mentions…

gayvnlogo.gifWith Gaytanamo finally in stores now (cuz, like, it was held back against its will), the discussion is only intensifying. Just in case you hadn’t already read enough to convince you to buy now, here’s some of the things people are saying:

First, GAYVN Magazine covered the super-rare NakedSword-Dark Alley same-day VOD / DVD deal here.

The great Queer Me Now blog (which is based in Thailand, people – DAM’s fame is spreading) brought the tale back to the controversial “torture” scenes and YouTube banning here.

Well-known porn journo and GAYVN judge Vincent Lambert gave us a great piece on the new release (along with some tasty pics of the men) here.

And last but not least, Gay Porn Blog wisely called attention to the new interview, all about Dark Alley, here.

Posted at 1:33 pm by Martyn |

April 20, 2024

Gaytanamo on the cover of Next Magazine!

nextcover.jpgDark Alley Media is taking it to the Next level! Today, the cutie-queer New York fag-rag put DAM boss Matthias von Fistenberg and our exciting new movie Gaytanamo on the cover, asking about the “politics of porn”: have we gone too far?

The piece includes an extensive interview with Matt about the film, why he made it, and how he responds to the various accusations against it:

I am fully aware that we filmed “only” a porn movie, but I would like people to find there not only a joyful parody, but also a real film with a deeper meaning that can be discovered behind [that] façade.

Click here or on the pic to read the full interview.

Posted at 1:17 pm by Martyn |

April 18, 2024

Dark Alley Media and NakedSword partner on rare same-day VOD / DVD release for Gaytanamo

For Immediate Release
Contact: Martyn Dunn, [email protected]

April 18, 2024 (New York / San Francisco). New York’s most filthy-fun gay movie company Dark Alley Media and adult video-on-demand giant NakedSword have joined forces over Dark Alley’s notorious new movie, Gaytanamo. In a rare move, NakedSword will simultaneously release the porno-political parody via its own VOD service at NakedSword.com, as Dark Alley releases it to retail stores across the nation on April 20, 2024.

“It’s not everyday that we get a chance to promote a movie as talked about as Gaytanamo,” said Michael Stabile, Director of Marketing at NakedSword. “There’s been such an uproar in the press over this film from people who haven’t even seen it. We’re thrilled to be working with Dark Alley to get the film online and in front of as many people as possible. I’ve never seen debate like this before over an adult film.”

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